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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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Theodore E. Hancock was an American lawyer and politician. He was New York's Attorney General from 1894 to 1898.
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