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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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Ghost is the debut studio album by the American music act Radical Face. It was released on March 2, 2007, through Morr Music.
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