Shawn James is an American musician, singer, and songwriter. He performs both solo and with his backing band, The Shapeshifters.
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John \"Jack\" Roslovic is an American professional ice hockey center for the Carolina Hurricanes of the National Hockey League (NHL). He was selected in the first round, 25th overall by the Winnipeg Jets in the 2015 NHL entry draft.
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The GK convoys were