{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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